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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Maggie
Gyllenhaal (1977)
Diana Krall (1964)
Oksana Baiul (1977)
David Leisure (1950)
Martha Plimpton (1970)
George S. Kaufman (1889)
Burgess Meredith (1907-1997)
Lisa Bonet (1967) |
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Turkey
Trivia
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► Turkeys are Native To North America
► Sleepy after eating on T-Day? Some blame Tryptophan,
because it sets off a chemical chain reaction that calms
you down and makes you sleepy
► Male Turkeys are called Toms, female turkeys
are called Hens and baby turkeys are called poults.
► Benjamin Franklin argued that the Turkey should be
our National Bird.
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November
16th's Joke:
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Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near
death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition
appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something
to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper,
and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note,
then he died.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that
time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized
that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when
Ol' Fred died.
He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure
there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read, "You're standing on my
oxygen tube!"
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How
I Look At Life...
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► Every day that I wake up without a chalk-line around
my body - is a good day. |
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Cad
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This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your
bags honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach
or the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care... Just get the hell out!"
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