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Scarlett
Johansson (1984)
Robert Vaughn (1932)
Jamie Lee Curtis (1958)
Charles de Gaulle (1890)
Terry Gilliam (1940)
Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)
Mariel Hemingway (1961)
Geraldine Page (1924)
Steven Van Zandt (1950)
Billie Jean King (1943)
Tina Weymouth (1950) |
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| RIP
11/22/1963: |
John
F. Kennedy
Aldous Huxley
C.S. Lewis |
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| November
22 Trivia: |
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► 1997 - INXS singer Michael Hutchence accidentally hung
himself at age 37. |
| November
22nd's
Jokes © Rodney Dangerfield: |
► A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on
over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
► If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life
at all.
► During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
► One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a
guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy ....why
are you doing that? He said....Because you came home early.
► Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put
on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and
the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
► When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me
up.
► I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys
were a toaster and a radio.
► My father carries around the picture of the kid who
came with his wallet.
► When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting
room and said to my father .... I'm very sorry. We did everything
we could...But he pulled through.
► I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a
piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
► Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked
him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... do you think
we'll ever find them? He said ... I don't know kid ....there
are so many places they can hide.
► My wife made me join a bridge club. Next Tuesday is
when I jump.
► I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big
I'd get.
► I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when
I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up;
What's wrong with me? He said...I don't know but your eyesight
is perfect.
► When I was born the doctor took one look at my face
...turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
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Top
Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much On Thanksgiving
(Thanks, David Letterman): |
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10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around
you.
9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man
17 feet tall.
8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift
in the earth's axis.
7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you
to "back off!"
4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
1. You're sweatin' gravy.
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| Today's
Celebrity Quote: |
Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself.
He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for
it, makes it his own.
-Charles de Gaulle |
| Food
For Thought: |
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Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to. |
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