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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Jonathan
Sadowski (1979)
Lucas Grabeel (1984)
Boris Karloff (1887-1969)
Bruce Hornsby (1954)
Billy The Kid (1859)
Steve Harvey (1956)
Harpo Marx (1888-1964)
Franklin Pierce (1804)
Steve Landesberg (1945) |
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November
23rd's Food Jokes:
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.'
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire.
The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes."
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Today's
Celebrity Quote:
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But
I guess that's the way it is. When you lose something irreplaceable,
you don't mourn for the thing you lost. you mourn for yourself.
-Harpo Marx |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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...A
turkey should never be carved until it has been out of the oven
at least 30 minutes. This permits the inner cooking to subside
and the internal meat juices to stop running.
Once the meat sets, it's easier to carve clean, neat slices.
Spread this wonderful bit of knowledge, right after, or right
before Dad carves up the bird! |
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Famous
Last Words:
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probably just hibernating. |
