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► Arkansas: A woman named Linda went to Arkansas last
week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store.
She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes
closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping.
► When Linda came out a while later, she again saw
the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes
open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the
window and said "Are you okay?"
► The woman answered "I've been shot in the head,
and I am holding my brains in." Linda didn't know what
to do; so she ran into the store where store officials called
the paramedics.
► They had to break into the car because the door was
locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread
dough on the back of her head and in her hands. A Pillsbury
biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in
the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and
hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her
brains in!
► Johannesburg, South Africa: A man shot his 49-year-old
friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two
practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.
► Orange County, CA: A man goes to a party and has
too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them
take him home. He says no - he only lives a mile away. About
five blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving
and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just
as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery
taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell
the party animal to stay put, they will be right back - and
they run down the street to the robbery.
► The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to
bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that
he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
► A few hours later the police knock on the door. They
ask if Mr. X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to
see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and
has been so all day. The police have his driver's license.
► They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist
on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens
the door where they find: the police car, lights still flashing.
► A man walked into a Circle-K (a convenience store
similar to a 7-11), put a $20 bill on the counter and asked
for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man
pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which
the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the
clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The
total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
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