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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Julie
Andrews (1935)
Jimmy Carter (1924)
Randy Quaid (1950)
Richard Harris (1930)
Bonnie Parker (1910)
Tom Bosley (1927)
Walter Matthau (1920)
Cindy Margolis (1965)
Brie Larson (1989) |
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October
1st's Joke:
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A brand-new reporter was sent out by the editor to cover the
story of a man who could sing opera without interruption
while he was eating a seven-course meal. The reporter
came back and said the story wasn't worth the ink. But
the editor wanted to know the details anyway. "Oh, it
was a trick," said the reporter. "The guy had two heads."
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Things
You Should Know About Women Part IXX:
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► If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond
by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear,
but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it
constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them
in more trouble)
► Women never check to see if the lid is up. They
seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and
then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead
of taking two seconds and lowering it themselves.
► Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting.
This will get men arrested. |
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Klingon
for Amateurs:
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"tlhIngan" - Klingon |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President born in a hospital. |
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Things
I Learned At The Movies:
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When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English
to each other. |
