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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Johnny
Cochran (1937)
Lene Nystrøm (1973)
Don McLean (1945)
Groucho Marx (1890)
Tiffany (1972)
Lorraine Bracco (1955)
Kelly Ripa (1970)
Don McLean (1945)
Avery Brooks (1948)
Sting (1951)
Bud Abbott (1895)
Ghandi (1869)
George McFarland (1993) |
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October
2nd's Monkey Joke
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver
and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage
a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the
crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said
"I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and
down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned
it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them
to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey motioned "Wrestling."
"They were wrestling, too?" asked the astounded
officer.
"Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking
and wrestling before they wrecked."
"Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey. |
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What
do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch! |
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Today's
Wise Advice:
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Follow your dreams.
Except the one where you go to work naked.
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Today's
Celebrity Quotes:
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they
fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi
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You
must be the change you wish to see in the world.
- Mahatma Gandhi |
