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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Gwen
Stefani (1969)
Chubby Checker (1941)
Tommy Lee (1962)
Lindsey Buckingham (1948)
India.Arie (1976)
Rob Liefeld (1968)
Eddie Cochran (1938)
Rev. Al Sharpton (1954)
Stevie Ray Vaughn (1954)
Ashlee Simpson (1984) |
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Jokes
From Dept. of Washington:
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According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the inscription
on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior
to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used
to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:
"Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following
letter from an unidentified camper:
"Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds.
I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on
the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
The bands are now simply marked Fish and Wildlife Service. |
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy! |
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Klingon
For Dummies:
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| "hoD"
(Hawd) - Captain
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Things
I Learned At The Movies:
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During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit
a strip club at least once. |
