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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Kate
Winslet (1975)
Bernie Mac (1958)
Jeff Coaway (1950)
Clive Barker (1952)
Glynis Johns (1923)
Daniel Baldwin (1960)
Larry Fine (1902)
Josie Bissett (1970)
Donald Pleasance (1919)
Bob Geldof (1954)
Nicky Hilton (1983)
Steve Miller (1943)
Chester A. Arthur (1829) |
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October
5th's Joke (It Wasn't Easy):
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The three-time crook felt a wave of panic come over him as he
surveyed the jury in the courthouse. Positive he'd never beat
the murder rap, he managed to get hold of one of the kindlier-looking
jurors, and bribe her with his life savings to go for a manslaughter
verdict.
Sure enough, at the close of the trial the jury declared
him guilty of manslaughter. Tears of gratitude welling up
in his eyes, the young man had a moment with the juror before
being led off to prison. "Thank you, thank you-how'd
you do it?"
"It wasn't easy," she admitted. "They all
wanted to acquit you.
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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When does a ghost have breakfast?
In the moaning! |
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About
Dogs and Men
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1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats. |
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Fishy
Joke:
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What Do You call A fish with No Eyes?
A f sh!
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