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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Elisabeth
Shue (1963)
Thor Heyerdahl (1914)
Bruno Sammartino (1936)
Matthew Sweet (1964)
Carole Lombard (1908) |
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Bumper
Stickers
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► Some people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
► I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
► WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
► You're just jealous because the voices only talk to
ME.
► BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
► So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
► I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?
► Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
► All men are idiots...and I married their king.
► The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
► IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
► Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
► Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
► Keep honking...I'm reloading.
► MONTANA: At least the cows are sane.
► God must love stupid people; He made so many.
► I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
► Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
► It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
► Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill
your drink.
► CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.
► Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
► Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
► Honk! If you want to see my finger. |
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Today's
Silly Spooky Joke:
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What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts! |
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Today's
Celebrity Quote:
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"I've lived by a man's code designed to fit a man's world,
yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job
is to choose the right shade of lipstick."
-Carole Lombard |
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Things
I Learned At The Movies:
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| Cars
that crash will almost always burst into flames. |
