| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
R.
L. Stine (1943)
Matt Damon (1970)
Sigourney Weaver (1949)
CeCe Winans (1964)
Frank Herbert (1920)
Kirk Alyn (1910)
Nick Cannon (1980) |
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Draconids
Meteor Shower
October 8-9
Look for about 10 meteors per hour. |
| October
8th's Redneck (Generic Funny Minority) Joke: |
There was a redhead, a brunette and two (Generic Funny Minority)s
riding in a pickup truck. The redhead was driving, the brunette
was in the passenger seat and the two (Generic Funny Minority)s
were riding in the back. When they were driving, the redhead
lost control and drove off a cliff into the water. The brunette
and redhead jumped out of the truck and swam to shore. The two
(Generic Funny Minority)s never made it and died.
The redhead and brunette live happy and full lives. When they
both died and went to heaven they meet up with the two (Generic
Funny Minority)s.
"Why didn't you guys jump out of the truck and swim to shore
with us?" asked the redhead and brunette.
"We couldn't get the tail gate open!" explained the two (Generic
Funny Minority)s. |
| Today's
Silly Spooky Joke: |
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves! |
| Today's
Celebrity Quote: |
Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first
typewriter. And that was special.
-R.L. Stine |
| Famous
Last Words: |
| I
wonder where the mother bear is. |
| A
Golfer and A Cabbie Are Walking The Course... |
Golfer:
"Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir."
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