| Celebrities Born Today: < |
Snoop
Dogg 'Calvin Broadus' (1971)
Jerry Orbach (1935)
Art Buchwald (1925)
Bela Lugosi (1882) |
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| October
20 Trivia: |
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► Lynyrd Skynyrd members Ronnie Van Zandt, Steve Gaines
and Cassie Gaines died in a plane crash. None were 27. |
| Office
Fun |
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1. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
2. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
3. Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts,
etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was
nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've
got to be faster than that."
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what
you think."
6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
the prophecy."
7. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness
level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others
that you like it that way.
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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| Today's
Silly Spooky Joke: |
How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch! |
| Now
That i Think About It... |
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► I don't blame Congress. If I had over a Trillion Dollars,
I'd be irresponsible too! |
| Advice
For Young Writers: |
Eliminate quotations.
As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me
what you know." |
