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Sometimes a joke or riddle is too just long and complicated and people want to get to "The Funny Part".
Below is a list of the funniest parts of the joke:
The Punchline!
How many jokes do you recognize?
Or add your own!
... Its People! Soylent Green is people!

... Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
... Not enough sand
... I'll have whatever she's having!
... I thought you said goat!
... I'm a frayed knot!
... A stick
... How he got into my pajamas I'll never know
... New Jersey got to choose first.
... so I bit him
... Time to go to the dentist
... First Base!
... I said SOCKET not SPROCKET!
... May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"
... Officer, you have donut breath!
... He must be fine, he stopped yellin' yesterday.
... Tooth-Hurty
... and THAT's why the angel sits on top of the Christmas Tree
... Elvis Parsley
... I saw the last guy coming back with watermelons!
... My face and yer butt... Dang! I mean your face and my butt! yeah.
... Where did my ice collection disappear to?
... Because 7 ate nine!
... You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish
... Don't cry, its only a joke!
... Aren't you glad I didn't say orange?
... Sure, let me hold your monkey.
... So the Tooth Fairy said "Twenty Bucks, same as in town"
... You know the rules, no arms no cookies.
... OK, you're ugly too!
... because it is to far to walk
... Wheee!
... then you are a mile away and he has no shoes
... OK, I give up, where's the boat?
... Why the long face?
... Because it was stapled to the chicken.
... Tomato Paste! (that always cracks me up!)
... So did I. I just didn't think he'd do it again.
... I'm talking to the dummy!
... Then it would be a chicken sedan!
... FIRETRUCK!
... I guess blond guys aren't too smart either.
... Those aren't pillows!
... You can't use a pitchfork to unload a truckload of bowling balls.
... To get to the second hand shop!
... The Aristocrats!
... Noone expects the Spanish Inquisition!
... "Hey lady," said the parrot, "You know"
... A Puppy!
... You don't bury survivors!
... The blonde would stop and ask for directions.
... Bubble Gum
... Neither, they both weigh a ton!
... It was all in one string.
... Sitting down.
... It tastes just like a Spotted Owl, your honor.
... I have turtle recall
... Recked 'em? Darn near killed 'em!
... A Penny!
... All of Ken's stuff.
... silence!
... "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box"
... It was stapled to the chicken
... Does this taste funny to you?
... Nothing
... You have a sprained finger!
... under where?
... He wanted to see time fly
... "I can tell from here that you're not eating right!"
... Take my wife, PLEASE!
... 37!
... Time to get a new fence
... A newspaper
... She ran away from the Ball!
... He made his own lunch!
... You pull the pin and throw it back!
... A beer and a mop!
... I'm pregnant.
... I was talking to the duck

There was a man who got into a car accident.
He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed.
... The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."

Then there's there's the BUTTER joke...
... but we don't want to spread it.


 
 

 

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