| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Mel
Torme (1925)
Nell Carter (1948)
Don Bluth (1937)
Ben Savage (1980)
Peter Cetera (1944)
Jaqueline Bisset (1944)
Kate H (1991)
Don Bluth (1937)
Claudette Colbert (1903)
Roald Dahl (1916)
Fiona Apple (1977)
Stella McCartney (1971) |
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| September
13th Trivia: |
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Yasser Arafat and Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin sign
the PLO-Isreali peace treaty.
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! premiers on TV in 1969.
El Azizia, Libya records the hottest day at 136 degrees F.
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| September
Schoolyard Funnies |
► The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said...
"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get
better grades... somebody is going to get a spanking..." |
| Teacher/Student
Jokes: |
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give
you !
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?
Son: Absence.
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ?
Son: No, but the boy who sits next to me was !
Did you hear the good news? The Principal gave us the day
off from school tomorrow.
Dang! I was planning to skip school tomorrow.
Teacher: Because of your absences you've missed three tests
this week.
Pupil: No, I may not have taken the tests, but I didn't miss
them one bit.
Teacher: Why are you so grouchy today?
Pupil: I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Teacher: And that makes you grouchy?
Pupil: Sure it does. My bed is next to the wall.
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| Today's
Funny Quote |
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands.
Two of them were just napping.
- Rita Rudner |
