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September 25th Trivia, Celebrity Birthdays and Jokes
 
Celebrities Born Today:
T.I. ' Clifford Jospeh Harris Jr.' (1980)
Mark Hamill (1951)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (1969)
Barbara Walters (1931)
Christoper Reeve (1952)
Will Smith (1968)
Heather Locklear (1961)
Tate Donovan (1963)
William Faulkner (1897)
Anson Williams (1952)
Michael Douglas (1944)
Shel Silverstein (1930)
September
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Lawyer Joke
(no lawyers were hurt during the production of this joke)
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train...

The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle thru it.
All the others are quite impressed.

The Cuban takes out a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window.
One more time, everybody is quite impressed.

At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it...

September 25th's Silly Jokes:
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!

Who was the best actor in the bible?
Samson; he brought the house down!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!


 
 



 

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