| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Mike Post (1944)
Jerry Lee Lewis (1935)
Andrew Dice Clay (1957)
Bryant Gumbel (1948)
Gene Autry (1907)
Madeline Kahn (1942)
Lech Walesa (1943)
Stanley Kramer (1913)
Greer Garson (1904)
Trevor Howard (1913) |
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| September
29th Trivia: |
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Magic Johnson comes out of retirement in 1992 to play for
the Los Angeles Lakers after retiring less than a year earlier.
1988- The space shuttle Discovery is launched- the
first since the Challenger disaster.
Scotland Yard goes on patrol for the first time in 1829.
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September
29th's (Generic Funny Minority) Joke*:
*you can choose a different hair color
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► A (Generic Funny Minority) calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend
asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The (Generic
Funny Minority) says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all,
no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
"Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." |
| Today's
Mother and Son Joke: |
A
mother was showing her boy how to zip up his coat. "The
secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the
zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."
The boy looked at her quizzically... "Why does it have
to be a secret?" |
