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Your
Mama Is So Fat That...
(mouseover for the jokes, yo!)
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Your mama is so fat, that she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next
to everyone
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Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to a resturant,she
looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama is so fat she's got her own area code
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Your mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger
shot out of George Washington's nose
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Your mamma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made
Skittles
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Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
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Your mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured
out
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Yo momma is so fat,
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
on the other side just to get her through
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Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family
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Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around
her, I ran out of gas
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Yo mama is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself
asleep trying to get up again
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Your mama is so fat, every time she turns around its
her birthday
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's
already world-wide
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Yo momma is so fat, she has pictures of food in her
wallet
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Your mama is so fat, all her relationships are long
distance
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Your mamma is so fat, she got in a horse carriage and
the horse turned around and said "NO!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she got a donut and returned it,
complaining about the hole
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Your mama is so fat, when she walked out in high heels,
she came back in flip-flops
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Yo momma is so fat, God asked her to move so the light
He made could be seen
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Your mamma is so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet
don't get wet
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Yo mama is so fat, people run around her for exercise
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Your mama is so fat, when she bungee jumped, she landed
in hell
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Yo momma is so fat, when she falls, it's no laughing
matter, but the ground really cracked up
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Your mamma is so fat, when she heard it was chilly outside,
she brought a spoon
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Yo mama is so fat (and old), that it was easier for
Moses to walk around the desert than walk around her
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Yo mama is so fat, when she walks her feet complain
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Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale,
the scale's life flashed before it's eyes
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Yo momma is so fat, she invented low ridin'
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Yo mama is so fat, when she sat down, the Earth started
rotating again
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Yo mama is so fat, if she buys something in Europe,
she has to reach aound to her pocket in Mexico to pay
for it
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Your mama is so fat, she doesn't eat Animal Crackers,
she eats animals WITH crackers
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Yo momma is so fat, when your father propsed, he used
an onion ring
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Your mamma is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the
whales sing "We Are Family" with her
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Yo mama is so fat,that when I swerved to miss her, while
coming out of the station, I ran out of gas, again.
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Your mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people
think she is backing up
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Yo mama is so fat, the national weather service gives
names to her farts
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Yo momma is so fat, she gets group discounts
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Yo mama is so fat, when she was in court, the judge
asked for order, and she said she wanted 3 cheeseburgers,
onion rings, 2 orders of fries and a diet coke
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