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Yo Mama (Yo Momma, too) Is So Fat Jokes
 
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Your mama is so fat, that she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to a resturant,she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama is so fat she's got her own area code

Your mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose

Your mamma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your mama is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo momma is so fat,
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again

Your mama is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already world-wide

Yo momma is so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet

Your mama is so fat, all her relationships are long distance

Your mamma is so fat, she got in a horse carriage and the horse turned around and said "NO!"

Yo mama is so fat, she got a donut and returned it, complaining about the hole

Your mama is so fat, when she walked out in high heels, she came back in flip-flops

Yo momma is so fat, God asked her to move so the light He made could be seen

Your mamma is so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet

Yo mama is so fat, people run around her for exercise

Your mama is so fat, when she bungee jumped, she landed in hell

Yo momma is so fat, when she falls, it's no laughing matter, but the ground really cracked up

Your mamma is so fat, when she heard it was chilly outside, she brought a spoon

Yo mama is so fat (and old), that it was easier for Moses to walk around the desert than walk around her

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks her feet complain

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the scale's life flashed before it's eyes

Yo momma is so fat, she invented low ridin'

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat down, the Earth started rotating again

Yo mama is so fat, if she buys something in Europe, she has to reach aound to her pocket in Mexico to pay for it

Your mama is so fat, she doesn't eat Animal Crackers, she eats animals WITH crackers

Yo momma is so fat, when your father propsed, he used an onion ring

Your mamma is so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, the whales sing "We Are Family" with her

Yo mama is so fat,that when I swerved to miss her, while coming out of the station, I ran out of gas, again.

Your mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up

Yo mama is so fat, the national weather service gives names to her farts

Yo momma is so fat, she gets group discounts

Yo mama is so fat, when she was in court, the judge asked for order, and she said she wanted 3 cheeseburgers, onion rings, 2 orders of fries and a diet coke

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