Blonde and Blonder is the latest pop culture trash to emerge from the shriveling career of Pamela Anderson. Don't worry boys… I'm not talking about her breasts. They're still large and very much in charge. Her new movie, starring fellow blonde Denise Richards, fails miserably. Unlike its early nineties male counterpart, staring Jim Carey, this movie just kept getting dumber and dumber and dumber. The story line of two blondes being mistaken for the notorious female assassin, "The Cat", and her apprentice, "Kitten", closely mimics Pam's previous dramatic comedy, VIP, on the USA Network about a blonde, Victoria Powers, who poses as the head of a secret bodyguard corporation. The script itself may not have been Shakespeare, but in Pamela's capable, blonde hands this movie should have gone off without a hitch. First off, Pam baby, (whispers in her ear), your Botox is sagging and we all know "that is just not even cute! " And don't tell me you forgot your plastic surgeon's number because you know you got that bitch on speed dial. Ok! Secondly, her comedic timing was… well there was none. All the jokes fell completely flat and for Pamela that's saying a whole heck of a lot. Denise Richards also turned out a horrible performance, unfortunately for her; it seems to be more for lack of talent then anything else. Denise. Darling. You supposed to act like a dumb blond, not be yourself! All and all, Blonde and Blonder is a train wreck from start to finish. Even Pam's infamous dynamic duo isn't able to buy this movie much cred. It's a sad day in Hollywood when a sexy blond bomb-shell with fake tits and too much make-up can't get the attention she deserves.

By Tyler Scott