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Jessica Simpson-
Famous Because: Her "Newlyweds" show on MTV was marketed
perfectly with the release of her In This Skin album along
with strategic guest appearances and tight tops, which barely contain
her, ahem, as her minister dad called them, "Natural Double D's",
Date Ladder: Famously pure before she got married, she has been attached to more names than we could fit in this space since the marriage broke up in 2005. Quote: “I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!” Final Straw: Early on, she made it seem like it was Nick who broke up her perfect marriage, but new clues indicate it was a person or three from her Dukes of Hazzard film cast and crew. Merchandise: on CD, on DVD |
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Paris Hilton
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Famous Because: Richest member (along with her younger sister
Nicky) of the "Party Pack" of rich young hotties on both
coasts in the early 2000's (with Bijou Phillips, Tara Reid, Nicole
Ritchie, Kimberly Stewart) and the featured star in Fox TV''s "The
Simple Life" Date Ladder: Jason Shaw (ex fiancé), Rick Salomon (co-star), Edward Furlong, Nick Carter, Simon Rex, Jamie Kennedy, Oscar De La Hoya, Deryck Whibley, Robert Evans, Rob Mills, Paris Latsis (ex fiancé), Stavros Niarchos Personality Quirks: Owns the trademark phrase "That's Hot!". Fav color is Pink. Paris Hilton's T-Mobile Password was guessed on the hacker's first try. Her password secret question was "What Is Your Pet's Name?". Her dozens of fans, and several million other people know that one: TINKERBELLE, her Chihuahua. Dozens of celebrity numbers and addresses were publicly released when her phone was hacked. Final Straw: Starring in the most boring adult film of all time. Merchandise: on DVD |
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Ashlee Simpson
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Famous Because: 7th Heaven TV show, Jessica Simpson's younger
sister - and outsold her older sister in her first album!Date Ladder: Josh Henderson, Ryan Cabrera, Gregory Smith , Wilmer 'the Cad' Valderrama Personality Quirks: Redefined the term "Sibling Rivalry" when comparing herself to her older sister. Final Straw: While lip synching is often accepted during dance oriented live performances, her line of excuses for 2004's SNL debacle was inexcusable. The Quote: "Exactly!! I felt so bad that my band started playing the wrong song and I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a little hoe-down -- sorry!" She later claimed she was ill. Merchandise: on CD |
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Hilary Duff
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Famous Because: Cute, Perky and Blonde Disney TV starletDate Ladder:Frankie Muñiz , Joel Madden, Aaron Carter, Jordan Masterson. Personality Quirks: She left the Walt Disney Company because, in her mother's words, they "weren't feeling the love." Final Straw: Like Disney's Mary Poppins, she is too perfect, in almost every way, outside of her very public feud with Lindsay Lohan over Aaron Carter. We are just very suspicious of perfect people. Quote: "You can be edgy without showing off your boobs." Merchandise: on CD, on DVD |
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Lindsay Lohan
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Famous Because: Disney Movie StarletDate Ladder: Aaron Carter, Wilmer 'the Cad' Valderrama , Bruce Willis (?!), Personality Quirks: Is the real-life teenage drama queen. Has had numerous boy problems with other Hollywood teens such as; Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson. Quote: At age seventeen, she said she's "not dating anyone at the moment because I prefer 24-year-old guys and that's not legal." Final Straw: Destroying her good girl image so quickly by attending numerous public late night parties and suspicious rapid weight loss. Merchandise: on CD, on DVD |
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Tara Reid -
Famous Because: Teenage friend of Paris Hilton, American Pie
films. Date Ladder: Carson Daly (ex fiance), Kyle Boller, David Schwimmer , Tom Brady, Sergei Fedorov, Mark Philoppoussis, JC Chasez, George Maloof , Tommy Lee. Personality Quirks: Need a quirky blonde in a movie? Tara is your kind of gal! She claims not to be one of America's top party girls, but is one of the famous members of the "Party Pack" along with Bijou Phillips, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and Kimberly Stewart. Final Straw: As the actress whipped off her fur coat in front of photographers at Puff Daddy's New York birthday bash, her dress slipped down exposing her left breast. She smiled at the crowd, oblivious that she was only wearing half a top. After that fiasco, we found her in the the outfit she is pictured in on your left. Quote: "People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show, Taradise." This show featured Tara partying around the world. Contradiction? We think so. Merchandise: on DVD |
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Angelina Jolie
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Famous Because: Talented Actress with 3 Golden Globe Awards
and 1 Oscar (for best supporting actress) under her belt.Date Ladder: Billy Bob Thornton (ex hubby), Jonny Lee Miller (ex hubby), Timothy Hutton, Cal Kilmer, Jenny Shimizu, Brad Pitt (soon to be ex-husband). Personality Quirks: This gal definitely has her freaky side out in the open for all to see. Her trademark sultry lips may or may not be real. Sometimes Miss Jolie gets a little too cozy in public, notably with her brother, James Havon and ex husband, Billy Bob Thornton. Final Straw: Stealing Brad Pitt from America's favorite Friend, Jennifer Aniston Merchandise: on DVD |
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Mariah Carey
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Famous Because: Her spectacular singing range spans 5 octaves.
Date Ladder: Tommy Mottola (divorced), Luis Miguel, Derek Jeter, Mark Sudack. She supposedly stalked Eminem. Personality Quirks: Loves butterflies, she makes sure they are on almost anything and everything that comes out with her name attached to it. Unfortunately her movie "Glitter" made people's butts fly out of the theater. Final Straw: Glitter. Need we say more? Merchandise: on CD |
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Barbra Streisand
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Famous Because: She has one of the most beautiful singing voices
ever recorded. She is the only artist to receive Oscar, Tony, Emmy,
Grammy, Golden Globe, Cable ACE and Peabody awards.Date Ladder: Elliot Gould (divorced) , James Brolin (husband) Personality Quirks: Does not like the right side of her face photographed. Her invasion-of-privacy suit over aerial photos taken of her Malibu home and shown on a web site dedicated to the California coastline was thrown out of court by a California judge. Final Straw: Streisand's spokesman was asked to comment on whether she was taking her own advice, posted at her website, by hanging her clothes up to dry as an energy-saving measure in the midst of California's energy crisis. ``Do you really expect me to ask her that?'' he said, barely able to contain his own guffaws. Merchandise: on CD, on DVD |
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Katie Holmes
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Famous Because: Dawson's Creek, Batman Begins, Tom Cruise's
16 years-younger significant other.Date Ladder: Joshua Jackson, Chris Klein, Josh Hartnett, Tom Cruise Personality Quirks: Began following Scientology, much to her fan's and parent's chagrin. She's the 'KAT' in TomKat! Final Straw: Having Tom Cruise's kitten, named Suri, she weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long at birth. Word is, the placenta is undigested. (But enough about Tom) Merchandise: on DVD |
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Jane Fonda -
Famous Because: The Daughter of acting legend Henry Fonda,
she has won two Academy awards.Date Ladder: Roger Vadim (divorced), Tom Hayden (divorced), Donald Sutherland, Ted Turner (divorced) Personality Quirks: Spends much of her free time protesting, retired from acting in 1992, returned to acting in 2005. Peace activist. Final Straw: Mock aiming a Viet Cong cannon at American Soldiers (on film). In fairness, she has apologized every chance she got whenever she had a new project coming out. Quote: "I wanted to do a tour like I did during the Vietnam War, a tour of the country," the Oscar-winning actress told ABC's Good Morning America. "But then Cindy Sheehan filled in the gap, and she is better at this than I am. I carry too much baggage." Merchandise: on DVD |
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Mischa Barton
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Famous Because: She's the new "Hottie" brought to
us by the O.C. TV show.Date Ladder: Brandon Davis Personality Quirks: Mischa Barton has apologized to her fellow O.C. cast-members over reports that she demanded a pay raise. The actress, who plays Marissa Cooper on the US drama, is trying to make it up to her co-stars following rumors that she requested a six-figure sum for each episode she appears in. "Mischa is really embarrassed because the claims have been wildly exaggerated," a friend told the Daily Star. "So she's been making amends by home baking and hand delivering." Quote: "Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas." Final Straw: Standing aside, at a recent award show, while the rest of the cast beamed with excitement over winning, her stoic behavior still managed to steal the spotlight. We think she's a little too new in the biz to be a prima donna. Merchandise: on DVD |
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Carmen Electra
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Famous Because: Playboy, Baywatch, Married Dennis RodmanDate Ladder: Dennis Rodman (divorced), Fred Durst, Vin Diesel, David Navarro (ex-husband, MTV co-star) Personality Quirks and Trivia: Married Dennis Rodman in the "Chapel of the Flowers" in Las Vegas, Nevada, went to Princeton High School with Nick Lachey. Discovered by Prince at age 18. Quote: "Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day." Final Straw: You'd think it was "Married Dennis Rodman" but she redefined the term "media attention 'ho" when she rode the Sybian on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite Radio show. Merchandise: on DVD |
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