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Dick Cheney - Richard Bruce Cheney
Born: January 30, 1941
Significant Other(s): Wife: Lynne, Kids: Elizabeth &
Mary
Stuff To Talk About: Yale, Halliburton, Drinking, Heart Disease,
Hunting with friends. Everyone says "Chain-ee", but it
is officially "Chee-Knee". Conservative politics.
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Larry King - Lawrence Harvey Zeiger
Born: November 19, 1933
Significant Other(s): Married six times, yet only dated Angie
Dickenson.
Stuff To Talk About: Suspenders, 'softball' interviewing
on his CNN show without doing any prep work, and without seeing
the films or reading the books that the person is there to talk
about. Apparently, like Zelig, he has no political leanings that
are his own, he tends to agree and meld in with those around him.
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Michael Moore - Michael Francis Moore
Born: April 23, 1954
Significant Other(s): Wife Kathleen, daughter Natalie.
Stuff To Talk About: Mother Jones magazine, his National
Rifle Association membership. Known as a poor tipper. "Michael
Moore is an Oscar-winning moviemaker whose films always have a political
message. If you agree with the message, Moore's movies are hilarious,
entertaining, and earnestly important. If you don't agree, he's
a fat slob and a tedious propagandist for the left." - NNDB.com
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Michael Jackson - Michael Joseph Jackson
Born: August 9, 1958
Significant Other(s): Sons Prince Michael & Prince Michael
II, Daughter Paris Katherine. His brothers Jackie, Tito, Jemaine,
Marlon and Randy did some recording with him the early 1970s. His
known ex-wives include Debbie Rowe & Lisa Marie Presley.
Stuff To Talk About: Practically anything that doesn't involve
his sexual orientation or children. ESPECIALLY don't ask about why
he dangled Prince Michael II over the balcony! Likes all kinds of
animals.
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Rush Limbaugh - Rush Hudson Limbaugh III
Born: January 12, 1951
Significant Other(s): Brother David, ex-wives include Roxy,
Michelle and Marta
Stuff To Talk About: Right Wing Politics. He can carry any
conversation if you don't know what to say. Known as a good tipper.
Likes cats.
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Al Franken - Alan Stuart Franken
Born: May 21, 1951
Significant Other(s): Wife Franni, son Joe, daughter Thomasin
Stuff To Talk About: Bill O'Reilly, left wing politics. He's
not afraid to use his fame to get better seats on planes or at the
movies. Trivia buffs already know that the decade of the 80s was
all about HIM, "Al Franken".
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Richard Simmons - Milton Simmons
Born: July 12, 1948
Significant Other(s): He seems to care about everybody
Stuff To Talk About: Being fit, and being happy with yourself.
Joke about his ambiguous sexuality.
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Tom Cruise - Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
Born: on the 3rd of July, 1962
Significant Other(s): ex-wives Nicole Kidman and Mimi Rogers.
Adopted kids Isabella and Connor with Nicole. Father along with
Katie Holmes of Suri ("go away" in Hebrew)
Stuff To Talk About: Scientology, Psychology, Brooke Shields,
not being gay, almost anything "normal", BUT don't mention
"Xenu". Unofficial Hollywood "couch leaping"
champion.
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Bill O'Reilly - William James O'Reilly,
Jr.
Born: September 10, 1949
Significant Other(s): Wife Maureen, son Spencer and daughter
Madeline
Stuff To Talk About: All you need is a topic, about anything.
Bill will pontificate for a few minutes and ask you a question.
If he thinks you'll agree with him, he'll let you finish, then clarify
what you said. Repeat.
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Howard Dean - Howard Brush Dean III
Born: November 17, 1948
Significant Other(s): Wife Judith Steinberg Dean, son Paul,
daughter Anna
Stuff To Talk About: Anything Left Wing politically or any
Right Wing Conspiracies. Try to keep your calm during the discussion,
NO YELLING! He's a doctor, so you can ask him about that funny rash
that won't go away.
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TO - Terrell Owens
Born: December 7, 1973
Significant Other(s): just him.
Stuff To Talk About: Nicolette Sheridan, The Dallas Cowboys,
the NFL, EXCEPT the Philadelphia Eagles or San Francisco 49ers.
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James Lipton -
Born: September 19, 1926
Significant Other(s): Wife Kedakai Lipton
Stuff To Talk About: You'd think that you were limited to
movie stars, but that's not true. You can also discuss directors,
producers, cinematographers, writers and gaffers.
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Howard Stern - Howard Allen Stern
Born: January 12, 1954
Significant Other(s): ex-wife Alison, daughters Debra, Emily,
Ashley
Stuff To Talk About: Howard is a very private person, but
the self-proclaimed "King Of All Media" will discuss anyone
else's Private Parts, pornstars, fart jokes or sex stories. If you
don't mind limited inteliigence, this is your man.
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Jessie Jackson - Reverend Jesse Jackson
Born: October 8, 1941
Significant Other(s): Wife Jacqueline Lavinia Brown, Sons
Jesse Jackson, Jr., Jonathan Luthor Jackson, Yusef DuBois Jackson,
esquire and daughter Ashley Stanford. Mistress: Karin Stanford.
Stuff To Talk About: How to get corporations to pay big bucks
and/or offer more opportunities to minorities. Very few people know
this Baptist minister may also be a Mason. Ask him to read some
Dr. Seuss to you. He loves that.
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