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Reading Other People's Minds
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Just Like:
Professor X, Buffy in Season 3 (episode 18)
The Coolness: People cannot
lie to you. You know the best price a car dealership would go, and
you're always one step ahead of the people you play chess with.
The Burden: Keeping your own
thoughts seperate from others. It almost drove Buffy the Vampire
Slayer nuts and she has full scale super powers.
Danger: Most men who can read
minds are totally bald.
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Genie-Like Magic
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Just Like:
Jeannie, Jafar
The Coolness: Cool clothes, eternal
youth, tricking innocent "masters" into wasting wishes.
(Puff of Smoke)
"... and what would your third wish be?"
"Third wish? That's Odd. How about making all women love me?"
"Done... Funny that was your first wish too!"
The Burden: Being trapped in a
bottle, serving another. As stated by Aladdin's genie "... phenominal
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Invisibility -
Just Like:
Susan Storm/Richards (The Invisible Girl)
Claude Rains (The Invisible Man)
Romulan Cloaking Device
The Coolness: Better than being a fly on the wall. You don't
have to wear clothes. You really shouldn't wear clothes, now that
we've mentioned it, unless your clothes are invisible too.
The Burden: People forget you
when counting heads while ordering pizza. It's not as bad when ordering
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The Power To Fly
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Just Like:
Superman, David Blaine, Silver Surfer, Birds (except penguins)
The Coolness: Gas prices don't
matter to you. You can trick professional carnival weight guessers
and win the biggest prizes.
The Burden: Bugs in your teeth.
Dodging planes if you're not invulnerable.
Danger: Cape can get caught on
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Incredible Luck -
Just Like:
Charlie Bucket, Kevin Federline, Ferris Bueller and his clone, Parker
Lewis.
The Coolness: A very underestimated
power, you never have an "off" day, or get up on the wrong
side of the bed. You can take a cab ride anywhere on the continent,
and just reach in your pocket for the full payment, including the
generous tip.
Have a big test at school today that you didn't study for?
That big, sudden snowstorm should do the trick.
Want to stop a predicted rainstorm?
EASY! Just wash your car.
The Burden: n/a
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Great Intelligence
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Just Like:
Reed Richards, Braniac, Michael T. Weiss
The Coolness: You answer the questions
on Jeopardy faster than anyone else in the room. Since you are always
right, people believe you, so you are really good at practical jokes.
The Burden: Super-smart people
tend to be oblivious to the world around them. They often have terrible
love lives. People always ask you "why you're not on that Millionaire
Show". Worst of all, when you screw up, it usually makes the
lead story in that evening's newscast.
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Invunerability (including
nigh-invulnerablity) -
Just Like:
Superman, Ultron, the Tick
The Coolness: You could do that
"cannonball to the belly" trick any time, and you could
rent yourself out at parties for wacky contests. As long as your teeth
and tummy were invulnerable, you could eat anything you want. That
carnival "goat boy" job would always be available to you.
The Burden: Shaving would be a
drag of course, as would every haircut. You could never do that "If
you cut me, do I not bleed" speech and be taken seriously.
Danger: Some "impervious"
items are subject to destruction when exposed to water, according
to visitor G. Jetson. |
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Super Strength -
Just Like:
Popeye, Hulk, Superman
The Coolness: Lifting a car over
your head impresses the ladies, and even some men. If you are very
careful, you can open that stuck jar of pickles at the party.
The Burden: You can't use a remote
control, drink from a champagne glass, open doors, open a can of your
favorite beverage without making a mess, wind your watch, pull the
string on a talking toy, clean dishes, open windows, turn pages in
a book or hug anyone.
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X-Ray Vision -
Just Like:
Superman
The Coolness: Knowing when the
last of your favorite beverage is in the fridge. You would be, without
exception, the greatest "Hide and Seek" player on the planet
Earth.
The Burden: Covering your head
with a blanket won't stop you from seeing the monster(s) in your room.
Without that smooth skin on the outside, it would be pretty "icky"
just seeing the insides of people all the time.
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Spider-sense (premonition)
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Just Like:
Spiderman (Spider-Man for you purists), Phoebe Halliwell (Charmed)
The Coolness: You seldom lose
bets and never get sucker-punched. You will also win nearly any game
of truth or dare.
The Burden: About half of the
people with this power get a splitting headache when it occurs. Sometimes
the power can take away the wonder of mysteries, both in fiction and
real life.
Danger: Without surprises, life
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