| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Billy
Joe Royal (1942 - PCM
Interview)
Eddie Murphy (1961)
Amanda Bynes (1986)
Jennie Garth (1972)
Marsha Mason (1942)
Wayne Newton (1942)
Sebastian Bach (1968)
Picabo Street (1971)
Doris Day (1924)
David Hyde Pierce (1959)
Washington Irving (1783)
Marlon Brando (1924 - 2001) |
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| Saturn
will be at its closest to Earth. This is the best time to view
and photograph Saturn and its moons. |
| April
3rd Trivia |
► 1953 - TV Guide debuts
► 1956 - Elvis Presley sang"Heartbreak Hotel"
on the Milton Berle Show, with an estimated 25% of the United
States population viewing.
► 1973 - The first portable cell phone call was placed
in New York City.
► 1996 - Suspected "Unabomber" Theodore Kaczynski
was arrested at his Montana cabin. |
| April
3rd's Doctor's Notes: |
► I saw your patient today, who is still under our car
for physical therapy.
► Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
► The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
► The patient was to have a bowel resection. However,
he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
► Skin: Somewhat pale but present.
► The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.
► Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt
we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.
► Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
► Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
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| Today's
Confusing Joke... |
Jonny
went in to the bakers and asked for a loaf of bread.
Baker: "White or brown"
Jonny: "It doesn't matter, I'm on my bike." |
