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Lauren Parkes (1987)
Jack Black (1969)
Bill Bellamy (1965)
Russell Crowe (1964)
Jackie Chan (1954)
Janis Ian (1951)
James Garner (1928)
Ravi Shankar (1920)
Billie Holiday (1915 - 1959)
Percy Faith (1908 - 1976) |
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| April
7th Trivia |
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| April
7th's Joke: |
A (Generic Funny Minority) decided she needed something new
and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore
and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied every book, hoping to become
an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough,
and out she went for her first ice fishing trip.
She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment
needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own
special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed
her padded stool, and carefully laid out her tools. Just as
she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming
voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the
ice!"
Startled, the (Generic Funny Minority) grabbed up all her belongings,
moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from
her thermos, and started to cut a new hole. Again the voice
from above bellowed,
"There are no fish under the ice!"
Amazed, the (Generic Funny Minority) wasn't quite sure what
to do, as this certainly wasn't covered in any of her books.
She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice.
Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm.
Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly-tools
in the right place, chair positioned just so, everything.
Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again,
"There are no fish under the ice!" Petrified, the
(Generic Funny Minority) looked skyward and asked "Is that
you Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "No, this is the manager of the
skating rink!" |
| Famous
Last Words... |
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"I'm going to set anew world's record!" |
