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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Hugh
Hefner (1926)
Paulina Porizkova (1964)
Paul Robeson (1898)
Dennis Quaid (1954)
Tom Lehrer (1928)
Keshia Knight Pulliam (1979)
Marty Krofft (1937)
Cynthia Noxon (1966)
Jesse McCartney (1987)
Sharley Bonano (1904 - 1972)
Carl Perkins (1932 - 1998) |
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April
Trivia
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9th 's Joke: |
A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in
love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm
going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which
one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for
a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm
going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her." |
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In
Case You Didn't Know...
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What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their
neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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