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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Loretta
Lynn (1935)
Sarah Michelle Geller (1977)
Da Brat - Shawntae Harris (1974)
Adrien Brody (1973)
Anthony Michael Hall (1968)
Pete Rose (1941)
Rod Steiger (1925 - 2002)
John Gielgud (1904 - 2000) |
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April
Trivia
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14th's clean Dirty Joke: |
A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell
rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her
see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and
runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor,
Rob.
Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll
give you $500 dollars to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of him.
He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500 dollars, and leaves.
Excited about her earnings, the woman puts
the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out
from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Rob from next door," she replies.
"Great," the husband says. "Did
he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?
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| April
14th's Gardening Tip... |
| When weeding, the
best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable
plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily,
it is a valuable plant. |