| Celebrities
Born Today: < |
Melissa
Joan Hart (1976)
Clarence Darrow (1857)
Maria Bello (1967)
Eric McCormack (1963 - PCM
Interview)
Conan O'Brien (1963)
Jane Leeves (1961)
Rick Moranis (1956)
Jeff Dunham (1962 - PCM
Interview)
Leopold Stokowski (1882 - 1977) |
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| April
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| April
18th's Joke: |
A (Generically Funny Minority), wanting to earn some money,
decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing
a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first
house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The (Generically Funny Minority) said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that
she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the
house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does
she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the (Generically Funny Minority) came to
the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?"
he asked. "Yes," the (Generic Funny Minority) answered,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed,
the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the
way," the (Generically Funny Minority) added, "that's
not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." |
| Klingon
For Dummies... |
"jIyajbe" - (jee AHJ buh)
- I don't understand.
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