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Celebrities Born Today: <
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Carol
Burnett (1933)
Giorgio Moroder (1940)
Jessica Lynch (1983)
Kevin James (1965)
Tom Welling (1977)
Maurice Williams (1938)
Avant (1978)
Jet Li (1963)
Duane Eddy (1938) |
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April
Trivia
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► April 26, 1865 John Wilkes Booth (age 27) is killed
by Union soldiers. |
| April
26th's Joke: |
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing in Scotland when
suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness Monster. In
one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a
hundred feet into the air. It then opened it's mouth waiting
below to swallow them both.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards
the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh,
my God! Help me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place and as the atheist hung in
midair a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I
thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded,
"Just seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster
either!"
"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer,
you must understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you
from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change
hearts.
What would you have me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute then says, "God, please
have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also.
"God replies, "So be it."
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards
the ravenous jaws of the monster. The Loch Ness Monster folds
his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food You
have so graciously provided . . ." |
| Today's
Random Words Of Wisdom: |
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"When cryptography
is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. " |
