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April 27th Trivia, Celebrity
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Jack
Klugman (1922)
Casey Kasem (1932)
Walter Lantz (1900)
Ace Frehley (1951)
Cuba Gooding, Sr. (1944)
Sheena Easton (1959)
Coretta Scott King (1927)
Ulysses S. Grant (1822) |
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Today's Jokes, Trivia and Celebrity Birthdays
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April
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Stoopid Product Labels
1. On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists:
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a chocolate milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM
UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids:
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE
PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE
INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins:
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY.
DETAILS INSIDE.
12. On a bar of Dial soap:
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box)
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
15. On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
17. On a Japanese food processor:
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
20. On a Swedish chainsaw:
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
21. On a child's superman costume:
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nytol sleep aid:
WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
--- Albert Camus
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