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August 5th
Joke and Trivia
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The woman in question, a cute blonde as it
happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway
Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window
and opened his ticket book she said:
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the
Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, "No, highway patrolmen don't have
balls."
There followed a moment of silence while she smiled
and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got
back on his motorcycle and left.
DUMB SPORTS QUOTES
"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who
turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)
"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs"
(David Coleman)
Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance
do you think Germany has of getting through?
Terry Venables: "I think it's 50-50."
"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people."
(David Coleman)
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
(Greg Norman)
"There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none
of them serious." (Alan Minter)
"Watch the time. It gives you an indication of how fast
they are running." (Ron Pickering)
"That's inches away from being millimeter perfect."
(Ted Lowe)
"The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is
absolutely round." (Tony Crozier)
Last
night I saw a movie in my dreams: it was the most original,
funny, touching movie I had ever seen. It was the movie I
had always wanted to make. I jolted awake in the middle of
the night to scribble some notes, on a napkin, then I fell
back into a deep sleep. The next morning I found the napkin,
it read: "boy meets girl"
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