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► The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws
are wanted.
► If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos,
then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
► It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens
in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
► Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
► I have all the money I’ll ever need – if
I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
► Experience is what you get when you didn’t get
what you wanted.
► Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years
of evolution.
► The right to be heard does not automatically include
the right to be taken seriously.
► When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
► Women should not have children after 35. Really…
35 children are enough.
► Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it
up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one
more chance?
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