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August 10th Joke and Trivia

The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem, the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "He's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot. They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for three days.

Finally the parrot broke the silence and said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"




Klingon for Amateurs: 
"nuqueH" - (nuu KWAY)
Traditional greeting, "What do you want?"

 


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Herbert Hoover (1874)
Ronnie Spector (1943)
Antonio Banderas (1960)
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Rosanna Arquette (1959)
Eddie Fisher (1928)
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