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August 10th
Joke and Trivia
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The Magician
and the Parrot
A magician was working
on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different
each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same
tricks over and over again. There was only one problem, the
captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand
how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started
shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not
the same hat!" "He's hiding the flowers under the
table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"
The magician was furious
but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's
parrot.
One day the ship had
an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece
of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot. They stared
at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went
on for three days.
Finally the parrot
broke the silence and said: "OK, I give up. Where's the
boat?"
Klingon
for Amateurs:
"nuqueH"
- (nuu KWAY)
Traditional greeting, "What do you want?"
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August 190th
Birthdays: | Herbert
Hoover (1874) Ronnie Spector (1943) Antonio Banderas (1960) Angie
Harmon (1972) Rosanna Arquette (1959)
Eddie Fisher (1928)
Norma Shearer (1902) |
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