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August
11th Joke and Trivia
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An attorney was
sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil
appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I
have a proposition for you. You can win every case you
try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore
you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you
will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in
exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's
souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and
parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends
and law partners."
The lawyer
thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So,
what's the catch?"
I
always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around
to it.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I would
KILL for one of those.
I have an
open mind - it's just closed for repairs.
I'm taking Lamaze
classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just
having trouble breathing.
Of course I can
keep secrets - it's the people I tell them to who
can't keep them.
What
if you were rowing your boat upstream? I sure as heck
wouldn't be to merry with that, even if it was just
a dream!
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