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August 12th
Joke and Trivia
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Mr. Wolf
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when
she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My,
what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road, Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again.
This time, he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what
big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away.
A couple of miles down the road, Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf yet again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what teeth you have, Mr. Wolf."
The irritable, Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will
you kindly get lost? I'm trying to go potty!!"
Ever
wonder why we're here? Over thousands of years, man has been
trying to figure out the meaning of life, and I don't think
you're going to be the one to get it, Mr. Smartypants!
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Today's
Birthdays: | Mark
Knopfler (1949) Cecil B. DeMille (1881) Peter Krause (1965)
Pete Sampras (1971)
Cantinflas (1911) |
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