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August 27th
Joke and Trivia
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The elderly man
was at home, upstairs dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of
his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking.
He wanted one last cookie
before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing,
rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where
his wife was busily baking cookies.
With his last remaining strength
he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his
withered arm to the cookie sheet.
As he grasped a warm, moist,
chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly
whacked his hand with a spatula.
Why? he whispered, Why did
you do that?
"They're for the funeral.",
she replied.
Ever
notice that the monkeys in the animal cracker boxes wear pants?
Why is it that only the monkeys get pants?
Aren't the other animals jealous?
So the elephants get little hats, big deal.
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Today's
Birthdays: | Lyndon
Baines Johnson (1908) Barbara Bach (1947) Martha Raye (1916) Pee Wee
Herman (1952) Alexa Vega (1988) Ma$e (1974) | |
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