| Celebrities
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Debbie 'Deborah' Gibson (1970)
Julie Brown (1958)
Richard Gere (1949)
James Coburn (1928)
Van Morrison (1945)
Buddy Hackett (1924)
Richart Basehart (1914)
Sara Ramirez (1975)
Chris Tucker (1972)
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| August
31st Trivia |
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In 1993, the album, Barney's Favorites Volume 1, was
released featuring 27 songs by the purple dinosaur.
The U.S Department of Defense announced it will not accept
recuits carrying the AIDS virus.
Thomas Edison receives a patent for his motion picture in
1897.
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| August
Tips For All Occasions |
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. |
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31st's Joke: |
A man walks into his doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, I've eaten something that disagrees with me."
A voice from the man's stomach says, "No, you haven't!"
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| August
31st's Other Joke: |
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After a morning at the beach a fisherman is walking from the
pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by
the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
Not having one, the fisherman says to the warden, "I
did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Every day
I come done to the water and whistle and these lobsters jump
out and I let them spend a couple hours in the water."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal
to fish without a license.
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you
don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters
back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle for the lobsters and show
me if those lobsters will come out of the water."
The fisherman says, "What lobsters?"
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