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December
3rd Celebrity Birthdays
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Brendan Frasier (1967)
Ozzy Osbourne (1948)
Anna Chumsky (1980)
Daniel Bedingfield (1979)
Holly Marie Combs (1973)
Katarina Witt (1965)
Julianne Moore (1960)
Jaye P. Morgan (1931)
Jean-Luc Goddard (1930)
Steve Harris (1965)
Joseph Conrad (1857)
Andy Williams (1930)
Steven Culp (1955)
Brian Bonsall (1981)
Daryl Hannah (1960) |
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December
3rd's North Pole Joke
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A visitor to the North Pole was given the grand tour of
the place by Santa Claus. The visitor suddenly exclaimed,
"What a huge reindeer!
But why doesn't it have any antlers?" Santa replied,
"Well, there are several reasons that a reindeer might
not have antlers. Some reindeer get their antlers late,
some reindeer have their antlers broken off in a fight and
some reindeer never grow any antlers at all."
The tourist moved closer for a better look and asked, "What
happened to this one?"
Santa Replied, from fifty yards away, "He was born
a Polar bear."
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December
3rd's Holiday Spirit Slice of Life Story
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending
vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck
under the windshield wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses
who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because
they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars.
But I'm not."
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December
3rd's Snowman Joke
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How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
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