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December
4th Joke and Trivia
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What do you have in December that
you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do reindeer
have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
What kind of
pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
A
visitor to the North Pole was given the grand tour of the
place by Santa
Claus. The visitor suddenly exclaimed, "What
a huge reindeer!
But
why doesn't it have any antlers?" Santa replied,
"Well, there are several
reasons that a reindeer might not have antlers. Some
reindeer get
their antlers late, some reindeer have their antlers broken
off in a fight
and some reindeer never grow any antlers at all."
The
tourist moved
closer for a better look and asked, "What happened to
this one?"
Santa
Replied, from fifty yards away, "He was born a Polar
bear."
God loves us not because
of who we are, but because of who He is.
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December 4th
Birthdays: | Sean
"Jay-Z" Carter (1969) Orlando Brown (1987) Marisa Tomei (1964)
Lillian Russell (1860)
Gerard Philipe (1922) |
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