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December
5th Joke and Trivia
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There was a traveling salesman whose
car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent
blizzard in North Dakota. It took him several hours to make
it to the nearest farm house, but frozen half to death, he
finally reached the front door and knocked on it.
A grizzled old farmer answered and the salesman pleaded for
a place to spend the night.
"Why sure, young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk," said
the hospitable old man. "But, I ain't got no daughter for
ya to sleep with, like ya always hear about in them thar jokes."
"Oh!" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two said,
"Just how far is it to the next house?"
Happiness is a path, not
a destination.
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December 5th
Birthdays: |
Matthew Miles Carter(1987)
Little Richard (1932)
Frankie Muniz (1985) Lisa Marie (1968) Otto Preminger
(1908) Martin Van Buren (1782) Johnny Rzeznik (1965) Walt Disney (1901) |
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