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December
6th Joke and Trivia
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman
flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the
man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The
man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please
save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."
The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes,
he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back
to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the
fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred?"
The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third
time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."
The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my
luck. How much do I owe you?"
Two Eskimos sitting in
a kayak got chilly, so they decided to start a small fire
for warmth.
Of course the kayek burned and sank, proving that you can't
have your kayak and heat it too.
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December 6th
Birthdays: | Don
King (1932) Wally Cox (1924) Janine Turner (1962) Tom Hulce (1953)
Steven Wright (1955) Randy Rhoads (1956-1982) Agnes Moorehead (1900-1974)
Joyce Kilmer (1886-1918) | |
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