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December
7th Joke and Trivia
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Rejected
Hallmark Cards :
My
tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
You
had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
A
lady decided to have a big turkey for Christmas dinner instead
of the usual
ham. She picked through the frozen turkeys at the grocery
store, but
couldn't find one big enough for her family. So she
asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock
boy replied, "No ma'am,
they stop growing after their heads are cut off."
Driving our family
to a new restaurant, I took several wrong turns. When I finally
found the right road, I asked my husband, "Why didn't you
tell me I was lost?"
"I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You
always know where you're going when I'm driving."
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December 7th
Birthdays: | Harry
Chapin (1942-1981) Aaron Carter (1987) Ted Knight (1923-1986) Larry
Bird (1956)
Tom Waits (1945)
Eli Wallach (1915) |
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