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December
9th Celebrity Birthdays
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John Malkovich (1953)
Morton Downey Jr (1943)
Kurt Angle (1968)
Beau Bridges (1941)
Dick Van Patton (1928)
Joan Armatrading (1950)
Jakob Dylan (1969)
Tre Cool (1972)
Margaret Hamilton (1902)
Buck Henry (1930)
Susan McCarthy (1957)
Michael Dorn (1952)
Redd Foxx (1922-1991)
Kirk Douglas (1916)
Donny Osmond (1957)
Neil Innes (1944)
Judi Dench (1934)
Felicity Huffman (1962)
Jesse Metcalfe (1978)
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (1909-2000)
Broderick Crawford (1911) |
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December
9th's Daily Joke
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I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $700.00
I said "May I have large bills, please?"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the
bills are the same size."
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December
9th's Pun
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What did the salt say to the pepper?
Season`s Greetings.
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December
9th's 'What Men Really Mean"
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"It would take too long
to explain."
Really means: "I have no idea how it works. |
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