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December
9th Joke and Trivia
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW
to find the headlights broken and considerable damage.
There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved
to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield
wiper.
"Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who
saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because
they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars.
But I'm not."
There
will be no Christmas pageant in Washington, DC this year.
Apparently they could not find three wise men.
I gave my
cat a bath the other day. He just sat there. Actually, I think
he enjoyed it. It wasn't very fun for me, though. The fur
kind of stuck to my tongue.
-----
Steve Martin
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December 9th
Birthdays: | Morton
Downey Jr (1943) Jakob Dylan (1969) Buck Henry (1930) Susan McCarthy
(1957) Redd Foxx (1922-1991) Kirk Douglas (1916) Donny Osmond (1957)
Neil Innes (1944) Felicity Huffman (1962)
Jesse Metcalfe (1978)
Douglas Fairbanks Jr. (1909)
Broderick Crawford (1911) |
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