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December
15th Joke and Trivia
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Dave Barry's
Suggestion for a Home-made Gift
You can always
tell the Christmas season is here when you start getting
incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon-wrapped lumps in the
mail. Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal
Service has been unable to find a way to damage them.
They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them.
In fact, many smart people save the fruitcakes they receive
and send them back to the original givers the next year;
some fruitcakeshave been passed back and forth for hundreds
of years.
The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish
cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet.
Be sure to wear safety glasses.
Christmas
is the one time of year when people of all religions come
together to worship Jesus Christ.
- - - Bart Simpson
"The Simpsons" 1989
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December
15th Birthdays: | Tim
Conway (1933) Helen Slater (1963) Dave Clark (1942) | |
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