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December
21st Celebrity Birthdays
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"Some scientists claim
that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building
block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more
stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block
of the universe."
- Frank Zappa (1940-1993)
Phil Donahue (1935)
Jane Kaczmarek (1955)
Jane Fonda (1935)
Andy Dick (1965)
Julie Delpy (1969)
Ray Romano (1957 - PCM Interview)
Samual L. Jackson (1948)
Joseph Stalin (1879)
Jeffrey Katzenberg (1950)
Carl Wilson (1946) |
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December
21st's Santa Joke Roundup
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When the children see santa entera aroom,
what is that special sound called?
Santapplause!
What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
His north pole!
What's red and white and falls down the
chimney?
Santa Klutz!
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December
21st's Musical Joke
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| A group of chess enthusiasts
checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing
their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the
manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because,"
he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open
foyer." |
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December
21st's Observation:
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| Christmas is the only time
of year where it is socially acceptable and encouraged to
sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of old socks.
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