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| The
Gift of the Magi, By O. Henry: |
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dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents
of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by
bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher
until one's cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony
that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it.
One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next day would be
Christmas.
There was clearly nothing to
do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della
did it. Which instigates the moral reflection that life is
made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
While the mistress of the home is gradually
subsiding from the first stage to the second, take a look
at the home. A furnished flat at $8 per week. It did not exactly
beggar description, but it certainly had that word on the
lookout for the mendicancy squad.
In the vestibule below was a letter-box into
which no letter would go, and an electric button from which
no mortal finger could coax a ring. Also appertaining thereunto
was a card bearing the name "Mr. James Dillingham Young."
The "Dillingham" had been flung to
the breeze during a former period of prosperity when its possessor
was being paid $30 per week. Now, when the income was shrunk
to $20, though, they were thinking seriously of contracting
to a modest and unassuming D. But whenever Mr. James Dillingham
Young came home and reached his flat above he was called "Jim"
and greatly hugged by Mrs. James Dillingham Young, already
introduced to you as Della. Which is all very good.
Della finished her cry and attended to her cheeks
with the powder rag. She stood by the window and looked out
dully at a gray cat walking a gray fence in a gray backyard.
Tomorrow would be Christmas Day, and she had only $1.87 with
which to buy Jim a present. She had been saving every penny
she could for months, with this result. Twenty dollars a week
doesn't go far. Expenses had been greater than she had calculated.
They always are. Only $1.87 to buy a present for Jim. Her
Jim. Many a happy hour she had spent planning for something
nice for him. Something fine and rare and sterling--something
just a little bit near to being worthy of the honor of being
owned by Jim.
There was a pier-glass between the windows of
the room. Perhaps you have seen a pier-glass in an $8 flat.
A very thin and very agile person may, by observing his reflection
in a rapid sequence of longitudinal strips, obtain a fairly
accurate conception of his looks. Della, being slender, had
mastered the art.
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Suddenly she whirled from the window and stood
before the glass. her eyes were shining brilliantly, but her
face had lost its color within twenty seconds. Rapidly she
pulled down her hair and let it fall to its full length.
Now, there were two possessions of the James
Dillingham Youngs in which they both took a mighty pride.
One was Jim's gold watch that had been his father's and his
grandfather's. The other was Della's hair. Had the queen of
Sheba lived in the flat across the airshaft, Della would have
let her hair hang out the window some day to dry just to depreciate
Her Majesty's jewels and gifts. Had King Solomon been the
janitor, with all his treasures piled up in the basement,
Jim would have pulled out his watch every time he passed,
just to see him pluck at his beard from envy.
So now Della's beautiful hair fell about her
rippling and shining like a cascade of brown waters. It reached
below her knee and made itself almost a garment for her. And
then she did it up again nervously and quickly. Once she faltered
for a minute and stood still while a tear or two splashed
on the worn red carpet.
On went her old brown jacket; on went her old
brown hat. With a whirl of skirts and with the brilliant sparkle
still in her eyes, she fluttered out the door and down the
stairs to the street.
Where she stopped the sign read: "Mne.
Sofronie. Hair Goods of All Kinds." One flight up Della
ran, and collected herself, panting. Madame, large, too white,
chilly, hardly looked the "Sofronie."
"Will you buy my hair?" asked Della.
"I buy hair," said Madame. "Take
yer hat off and let's have a sight at the looks of it."
Down rippled the brown cascade.
"Twenty dollars," said Madame, lifting
the mass with a practiced hand.
"Give it to me quick," said Della.
Oh, and the next two hours tripped by on rosy
wings. Forget the hashed metaphor. She was ransacking the
stores for Jim's present.
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found it at last. It surely had been made for Jim and no one
else. There was no other like it in any of the stores, and she
had turned all of them inside out. It was a platinum fob chain
simple and chaste in design, properly proclaiming its value
by substance alone and not by meretricious ornamentation--as
all good things should do. It was even worthy of The Watch.
As soon as she saw it she knew that it must be Jim's. It was
like him. Quietness and value--the description applied to both.
Twenty-one dollars they took from her for it, and she hurried
home with the 87 cents. With that chain on his watch Jim might
be properly anxious about the time in any company. Grand as
the watch was, he sometimes looked at it on the sly on account
of the old leather strap that he used in place of a chain.
When Della reached home her intoxication gave
way a little to prudence and reason. She got out her curling
irons and lighted the gas and went to work repairing the ravages
made by generosity added to love. Which is always a tremendous
task, dear friends--a mammoth task.
Within forty minutes her head was covered with
tiny, close-lying curls that made her look wonderfully like
a truant schoolboy. She looked at her reflection in the mirror
long, carefully, and critically.
"If Jim doesn't kill me," she said
to herself, "before he takes a second look at me, he'll
say I look like a Coney Island chorus girl. But what could
I do--oh! what could I do with a dollar and eighty- seven
cents?"
At 7 o'clock the coffee was made and the frying-pan
was on the back of the stove hot and ready to cook the chops.
Jim was never late. Della doubled the fob chain
in her hand and sat on the corner of the table near the door
that he always entered. Then she heard his step on the stair
away down on the first flight, and she turned white for just
a moment. She had a habit for saying little silent prayer
about the simplest everyday things, and now she whispered:
"Please God, make him think I am still pretty."
The door opened and Jim stepped in and closed
it. He looked thin and very serious. Poor fellow, he was only
twenty-two--and to be burdened with a family! He needed a
new overcoat and he was without gloves.
Jim stopped inside the door, as immovable as
a setter at the scent of quail. His eyes were fixed upon Della,
and there was an expression in them that she could not read,
and it terrified her. It was not anger, nor surprise, nor
disapproval, nor horror, nor any of the sentiments that she
had been prepared for. He simply stared at her fixedly with
that peculiar expression on his face.
Della wriggled off the table and went for him.
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"Jim, darling," she cried, "don't
look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold because
I couldn't have lived through Christmas without giving you
a present. It'll grow out again--you won't mind, will you?
I just had to do it. My hair grows awfully fast. Say `Merry
Christmas!' Jim, and let's be happy. You don't know what a
nice-- what a beautiful, nice gift I've got for you."
"You've cut off your hair?" asked
Jim, laboriously, as if he had not arrived at that patent
fact yet even after the hardest mental labor.
"Cut it off and sold it," said Della.
"Don't you like me just as well, anyhow? I'm me without
my hair, ain't I?"
Jim looked about the room curiously.
"You say your hair is gone?" he said,
with an air almost of idiocy.
"You needn't look for it," said Della.
"It's sold, I tell you--sold and gone, too. It's Christmas
Eve, boy. Be good to me, for it went for you. Maybe the hairs
of my head were numbered," she went on with sudden serious
sweetness, "but nobody could ever count my love for you.
Shall I put the chops on, Jim?"
Out of his trance Jim seemed quickly to wake.
He enfolded his Della. For ten seconds let us regard with
discreet scrutiny some inconsequential object in the other
direction. Eight dollars a week or a million a year--what
is the difference? A mathematician or a wit would give you
the wrong answer. The magi brought valuable gifts, but that
was not among them. This dark assertion will be illuminated
later on.
Jim drew a package from his overcoat pocket
and threw it upon the table.
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"Don't make any mistake, Dell," he said, "about
me. I don't think there's anything in the way of a haircut or
a shave or a shampoo that could make me like my girl any less.
But if you'll unwrap that package you may see why you had me
going a while at first."
White fingers and nimble tore at the string
and paper. And then an ecstatic scream of joy; and then, alas!
a quick feminine change to hysterical tears and wails, necessitating
the immediate employment of all the comforting powers of the
lord of the flat.
For there lay The Combs--the set of combs, side
and back, that Della had worshipped long in a Broadway window.
Beautiful combs, pure tortoise shell, with jeweled rims--just
the shade to wear in the beautiful vanished hair. They were
expensive combs, she knew, and her heart had simply craved
and yearned over them without the least hope of possession.
And now, they were hers, but the tresses that should have
adorned the coveted adornments were gone.
But she hugged them to her bosom, and at length
she was able to look up with dim eyes and a smile and say:
"My hair grows so fast, Jim!"
And them Della leaped up like a little singed
cat and cried, "Oh, oh!"
Jim had not yet seen his beautiful present.
She held it out to him eagerly upon her open palm. The dull
precious metal seemed to flash with a reflection of her bright
and ardent spirit.
"Isn't it a dandy, Jim? I hunted all over
town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred
times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it
looks on it."
Instead of obeying, Jim tumbled down on the
couch and put his hands under the back of his head and smiled.
"Dell," said he, "let's put our
Christmas presents away and keep 'em a while. They're too
nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money
to buy your combs. And now suppose you put the chops on."
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| Today's
Christmas Ornament Joke: |
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"No matter how you hang a Christmas ornament, it always
turns around and faces the trunk of the tree." |
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