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December
30th Joke and Trivia
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Short Conversations:
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and
asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked,
as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her man is nothing" on the
blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
An insurance
salesman was trying to persuade a housewife that she
should take out life insurance.
"Suppose your husband were to die," he said, "what would you get?"
The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a
parrot, I think. Then the house wouldn't seem so quiet."
A mother was showing her boy how to zip up his coat. "The
secret," she said, "is to get the left part of the
zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."
The boy looked at her quizzically... "Why does it have
to be a secret?"
"Hey,
when you're smokin' cigarettes outside...who comes by later
to pick up those butts? 'Cause that dude is not doin' his
job."
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