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December
31st Joke and Trivia
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I Just Realized
WHY I'm
Overworked!
For a couple years I've been
blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my
job, but now I found out the real reason I'm
tired because I'm overworked!
The population in this country is 267 million.
114 million are retired. That leaves 153 million to do the
work.
There are 90 million in school, which leaves 63 million
to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
leaving 24 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 21.2 million
to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
and City Governments and that leaves 6.4 million to do the
work.
At any given time there are 1,250,000 people are out sick
today or on vacation, leaving 5,150,000 to do the work.
Now there are 5,149,998 people working or incarcerated in
prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.
And YOU'RE sitting at your computer reading
jokes!
May
I always walk with God, His arm around my shoulders and
His hand over my mouth.
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December
31st Birthdays: |
Val Kilmer (1959)
Tom Riddle (1929)
Bebe Neuwirth (1958) Sir Anthony Hopkins (1937) Andy
Summers (1942) Donna Summer (1948)
Ben Kingsley (1943)
Pola Negri (1984) |
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