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February
8th Joke and Trivia
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One day Ken is sitting in his house when the
doorbell unexpectedly rings.
He answers the door and finds a salesman standing on his porch
with a strange object.
"What is that?" Ken asks.
"It's a thermos," the salesman replies.
"What does it do?" asks Ken.
"This baby," the salesman says, "keeps hot things
hot and cold things cold."
After some deliberation Ken buys one, deciding it would really
help his lunch situation. The next day he arrives at work with
his Thermos. Sure enough, all his coworkers are curious about
his new object.
"What is it?" they ask.
"It's a thermos," Ken replies.
"What does it do?" they ask.
"Well," Ken says in a bragging manner, "It keeps
hot things hot and cold things cold."
"So, what do ya got in it?"
To which Ken says, "Three cups of coffee and a lemon Popsicle."
I know that there are people in this world
who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that.
-Tom Lehrer |
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Facts and Events:
In 1692, a doctor in Salem Village claimed three teenaged girls
were possessed by Satan, which then lead to the chaotic Salem Witch
Trials
The Birth of a Nation, DW Griffith's controversial film, premieres
in 1915
The first female hockey game in Olympic history takes place in 1998,
Finland defated Sweden 6-0
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