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February
9th Joke and Trivia
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Picking on Blondes....
What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
...A dope ring.
What do you call a smart blonde?
...A golden retriever.
What's the definition of eternity?
...4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
...An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
...A whine cellar.
Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
..."This Goes In Front."
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
..."Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM
radio?
...It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
...They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call a freezer full of blondes??
... Frosted flakes
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...
... She thought a quarterback was a refund.
... She tripped over the cordless phone.
... She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
... If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
... When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around
the home, she moved.
- Everything that
can be invented has been invented.
- -
Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents,
1899
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Facts and Events:
William G. Morgan, a Holyoke, MA YMCA physical education director,
invented the game of volleyball in 1895
1960- Joanne Woodward recieved the first star on the Hollywood Walk
of Fame
The United States Department of Agriculture is established in 1889
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February
9th Birthdays: | Mena
Suvari (1979) Shakira 'Shakira Mebarak' (1977) Carman Miranda (1909)
Gypsy Rose Lee (1914) JM J Bullock (1955) William Henry Harrison (1773) |
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