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February
9th Celebrity Birthdays
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Carole King (1942)
Mena Suvari (1979)
Joe Pesci (1943)
David Gallagher (1985)
Judith Light (1949)
Carman Miranda (1909 - 1955)
Sharon Case (1971)
Gypsy Rose Lee (1914)
Ami Suzuki (1982)
Mia Farrow (1945)
JM J Bullock (1955)
Travis Tritt (1963)
Charles Shaughnessy (1955)
William Henry Harrison (1773) |
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February
9th's Daily Jokes About...
Generically Funny Minorities
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What do you call 9 (Generic
Funny Minority)s standing in a circle?
...A dope ring.
What do you call a smart (Generic Funny Minority) ?
...A golden retriever.
What's the definition of eternity?
...4 (Generic Funny Minority)s at a 4-way stop.
What do you call five (Generic Funny Minority)s at the bottom
of the ocean?
...An air pocket.
What do you call a basement full of (Generic Funny Minority)s?
...A whine cellar.
Why do (Generic Funny Minority)s have TGIF on their shirts?
..."This Goes In Front."
What did the (Generic Funny Minority) say when she looked
into a box of Cheerios?
..."Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
Did you hear about the (Generic Funny Minority)
that got an AM radio?
...It took her months to figure out she could use it at
night.
Why can't (Generic Funny Minority)s take coffee breaks?
...They're too hard to retrain.
What do you call a freezer full of (Generic Funny Minority)s?
... Frosted flakes
HE/SHE/IT WAS SO (Generic Funny Minority)
THAT...
... She thought a quarterback was a refund.
... She tripped over the cordless phone.
... She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
... If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
... When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened around
the home, she moved.
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February
9th's 'On The to-do List'
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| I want hang a map of the
world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations
that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel
to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down. |
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February
9th's Other Fun Facts
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► William G. Morgan, a Holyoke, MA YMCA physical
education director, invented the game of volleyball in 1895
► William Henry Harrison took the oath of office
on March 4, 1841, a cold and wet day. Wearing neither a
coat or hat, he gave the longest inaugural address in American
history. At 8,444 words, it took two hours to read, in the
cold rain. He caught what was possibly the worst cold of
all time and died on April 4, 1841, serving only 31 and
a half days.
► 1961 - The Beatles debut at Liverpool's Cavern.
► 1960- Joanne Woodward recieved the first star on
the Hollywood Walk of Fame
► The United States Department of Agriculture was
established in 1889
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