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February
20th Joke and Trivia
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A man goes to his doctor
and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as
it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure.
When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen
feet behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond
keep moving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and
asks again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey,
what's for supper?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!
- The object of war is
not to die for your country but to make the other guy die
for his.
- - General George
Patton
(1885-1945)
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Facts and Events:
In New York City in 1872, the Metropolitain Museum of Art opens
In 19331, San Franciso gets the 'OK' from the US Congress to build
the world- known San Franciso - Oakland Bay Bridge
American figure skater Tara Lipinski became the youngest gold-metal
winner at the Winter Olympics in 1998 in Japan
In 2001, FBI agent Robert Hanssen was arrested and charged with
spying for the Russians for 15 years
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