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February
26th Joke and Trivia
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A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar
getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey,
why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some
things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked
as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well,"
the farmer said, "today I was sitting
by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted
her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad.
So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said,
"I took her left leg and tied it
to the post on the left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and continued
to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right
leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again? So, what did you do then?"
the man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and
tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began
milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid
cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.
"So, what did you do?" the man asked.
"Well,"
the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore
rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.
In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ...
Some things you just can't explain."
The truth
of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do.
The hard part is doing it.
-- General
H. Norman Schwarzkopf
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Facts and Events:
The first of the World Trade Bombings occurs in 1993, the bomb went
off in a parked truck under the North Tower. The bombing killed
six and injured over a thousand people
Selena Quintanilla - Perez performs her last concert in Houston
before being shot by her manager in 1995
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