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February
28th Joke and Trivia
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"Ever since we
got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop
drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the
night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,
gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the
stock market," said the man.
"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you
so drastically," remarked his friend.
"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good enough for me."
A very shy guy goes into a club and sees
a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No,
I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the
guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says,
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What
do you mean, $200?"
I'll lean on you and you
lean on me and we'll be okay.
---Dave Mathews
Band
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Facts and Events:
Wallace Carothers discovered Nylon in 1935
In 1940, basketball is televised for the first time. The game was
Fordam University vs. University of Pittsberg
KISS reunites at the 1996 Grammys in full makeup and costume
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